honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL
"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"
"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"
"People your age shouldn’t be…"
So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….
bringing this back
she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic
When I run into my ex and we make the same old jokes, but we both know it’s not the same
You know when you stay home too much and you start to become weird.
I tried not to reblog this. I REALLY did.
You have to believe me, I tried…
I support him
he has my vote.
this is gold.
I want the last as a poster