neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

pinkmanjesse:

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D
Anonymous

thefrogman:

owlturdcomix:

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Owl Turd Comix by Shenanigansen [website | twitter | facebook]

hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

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tactical-facepalm:

Learning the difference could save your lifehttp://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

tactical-facepalm:

Learning the difference could save your life

http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

(Source: pleatedjeans)

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

tactical-facepalm:

When I run into my ex and we make the same old jokes, but we both know it’s not the samehttp://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

tactical-facepalm:

When I run into my ex and we make the same old jokes, but we both know it’s not the same

http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

tactical-facepalm:

Shake my turbanhttp://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

cathercha:

You know when you stay home too much and you start to become weird.

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tactical-facepalm:

I can’t choose which one is more mehttp://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

tactical-facepalm:

I can’t choose which one is more me

http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

26daysofaugust:

ask-renaokumura:

pompous-panda:

cloud-answers:

averagedopeydope:

cookierobotgaming:

zombimanos:

iraffiruse:

Twisted Speedo

I tried not to reblog this. I REALLY did.

You have to believe me, I tried…

CookieMonster2014

I support him

he has my vote.

this is gold. 

Lol

I want the last as a poster