I’m the person that reads your tags.
highschool-whores:

free drugs here

iwasateenagefaery:

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

I just love the boy’s reactions i keep imagining a little boy screaming bedtime paradox and then immediately falling to sleep

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

semperannoying:

A message from the 36th Commandant of the Marine Corps.
corgisandboobs:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

Heaven happens?

corgisandboobs:

awwww-cute:

This is what happens when you try to eat beef jerky in a dog daycare

Heaven happens?

It’s the World Wide Web
tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

tenghostdads:

postllimit:

#NotAllClowns

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fiduspooky:

this is easily the worst thing anyone has ever posted on this site

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